You may be obsessed with primates if (or, fun primate facts about Shawn):

• You name your car the "Monkeymobile". This includes a personalized license plate (MNKY MBL). *Note: 'MNKY MBL' is taken in California. What sort of sick person would have MNKY MBL plates? You'll just have to take my word for it that America's Dairyland once knew of a MNKY MBL
• You have at least 4 primates continuously living in your car (Bobo, Ting-Ting, George, unnamed WI monkey, sometimes me)
• You are on a "hanging out" basis with your local gibbons
• You have a screen names such as "Gorillabob" and "Lemurlarry"
• You have taken as many primate classes (2) as your undergrad major focus (databases)
• You own a shirt which proudly (and rightfully) proclaims "I am a primate"
• You have a prehensile tail

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