Jay Lorch's Humor Collection
Over the last several years, I have come across many funny things
on the Internet worth saving. Now, I have decided to make my sense of
humor publicly known by making this collection available on the Web.
I hope you get some enjoyment out of this, or, at the very least, an
understanding of my sense of humor.
Some of these pieces of humor are jokes taken from
rec.humor.funny, some are humorous news postings taken from
alt.humor.best-of-usenet, and still others are funny e-mail messages
I've received from friends. I consider them all very funny, but
especially funny ones are marked with an asterisk.
- Academia:
Cakes*,
MIT,
Oldest,
Piano Man,
Productivity,
Thesis
- Advertising:
MacDonaldland,
Nightstand,
SBF
- Alcohol:
Beer,
Guinness
- Animals:
Animals,
Cow,
Frog,
Horse,
Jesus,
Magician,
Seeing eye*,
Toilets
- Children:
Birth,
Kidtalk,
Lemons,
- Computers:
Abacus,
Bug,
Caps,
Child processes,
Clueless
COBOL,
Colors,
Commandments,
Computer,
/dev/null,
Disk care,
Gates,
Hacker,
Hobo,
Infocom*,
Klingon code,
Legos,
Modem,
Newbie,
NT CD,
Obfuscated*,
Paper,
Password
,
Scramble
Security*,
Tech-support,
Testing,
Tetris,
Useless,
Windows 95 bug,
WWW on Usenet
- Food:
Carnation,
Catsup,
Coffee*,
Fish,
Matzoh,
Spam,
Special
- Games and Recreation:
Barney,
Caddy,
Gazebo*,
MTG signs,
Pinball*,
Yahtzee
- Language:
Language,
Pareil,
Signing,
Translations
- Law:
Concert,
Disclaimer,
Juror,
Transquips
- Math:
Approximation,
Calculus,
Dirac,
Math,
MMPC*,
Power
- Medicine:
Chicken bone,
Doctor,
Friends,
Nurses
- Military:
A-Bomb,
Bombing,
Divert,
Knights,
Ranger,
Russian,
Samurai
- Music:
Death,
Drums,
Piccolo
- News:
Headlines,
Hijacking,
Waco
- Physics:
Scale,
Warnings
- Politics:
Driving,
Manhood,
Righteous,
Smoking*
- Religion:
Atheist,
God,
Good deed,
Irishman,
Solomon
- Self-reference:
Checkout,
Generic,
Metajoke
- Sex:
82nd Airborne,
Chastity,
Ladies
- Shenanigans:
Curtains,
Fries,
HAL*,
Keyboard
- Star Trek:
ISAC*,
Voyager
- Taxes:
IRS,
Taxes
- Travel:
Airplane,
Australia
- Work:
Bacall,
CIA test,
FBI*
- Miscellaneous:
Bill*,
Bonkistry,
Deep Thoughts,
Earthwatch,
Freon,
Garden,
Gas pump,
Gay*,
Genie,
Hotline,
Knife,
Laserdisks,
Midwest,
Neighbor,
One-liners,
Packaging,
Peacefully,
Phones,
Queen,
Red shirt,
Rejection,
Secsauer,
Shoplifters,
Soap*,
Temperatures
My friend Chris
Long has a similar joke
archive. You may notice some overlap.