At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of `Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of `Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

``Why don't you order a Guinness?'' his colleagues ask.

``Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I.''

[Told to me by a friend, Ryan Pierce]