From: whallen@capitalnet.com.ca (Wayne Allen)
Newsgroup: alt.politics.org.cia
Subject: Re: Assasination Expert

[Submitter's note: Harold3248 wrote about the dangers of leaving food out and eating food after the expiration date.]

harold3248@aol.com (Harold3248) wrote:
>* Take this one question test to find out if your your own most dangerous
>*assasination team: Right now, where is your catsup?

>*If you answered that it is in your refrigerator your not your own worst
>*enemy. If you answered it is not in your refrigerator your making
>*yourself ill quite literally. That change came about a few years ago.

Harry, thanks man. I've been telling people for years about this Red Scare but no-one would beleive me. I've been persecuted so many times for ripping up those little packets of catsup at McDonalds trying to save the poor little children. I know from undisclosed sources that the leader of this New World Order conspiracy is non-other than a committee known as Heinze 57. Long live the republic death to the condiments.


Sent by erikred@cc.kochi-u.ac.jp.


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