I was just surfing on a nameless geek clothing outlet and I saw this cool kid's T-shirt that said ``child process'' across the front. As I got my credit card out and was starting to purchase one for each of my daughters, my wife walked in and asked me what I was buying. I showed her the picture of the shirt and she tilted her head and asked, ``Don't you routinely kill child processes?''

I closed the browser and opted instead to show my affection for my girls by reading them a story.