From: hakimian@eecs.wsu.edu
My eight-year-old daughter was reading the back of a lemon juice bottle while we were eating our dinner. Noting that the bottle said that it was ``not made from concentrate'' she asked me what that meant. I told her that it was made from distracted lemons. While my wife was shaking her head in the disbelief, my daughter, in a thoughtful tone, said ``that must be why they got caught.''