Jacob Harrison Schuster (jhs3@cec3.wustl.edu) wrote:
: 1. You know you've got too many cards when: You can make a Gauntlet of
Might
: theme deck.....
: 2. You know you've got WAY too many cards when: You ante a shivan
dragon and
: breathe a great sigh of relieve!
: 3. You know you've got WAY WAY WAY too many cards when: You take out
that
: third mortgage on your house to buy MTG...and keep telling yourself
you can
: quit any time you want!
: WANTED: A more comprehensive list! :)
How about these...
You begin wallpapering rooms of your home into ``theme decks''.
Cardi Mundi opens their new production facility next door.
The game store calls offering 30 minute home delivery of Magic cards.
You call your waste hauler regarding Magic card recycling.
You shred uncommons for kitty litter.
You ask your employer about a ``Magic'' automatic payroll deduction.
Your opponent asks ``Do you play for ante?'' and you respond, ``Sure,
one display box or two?''
Someone Lightning Bolts you and you Fork it five times.
The term ``Don't Leave Home Without It'' means a tourney deck & sideboard
on your person at all times.
You begin calling your decks by pet names.
And the sign we all have too many cards: Bill Clinton
asks Congress for a special Magic tax, er, contribution...
- Vladimir ``Have a Starter deck...the first one's free...''