Spam Haiku

Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?


Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.


Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.


Old man seeks doctor.
``I eat SPAM daily'', he says.
Angioplasty.


Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this ``food''.
A small pink coffin.


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